A Rob Joke

A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.

A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."

by TraceyLOLOL September 2, 2010

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Joke Homicide

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.

1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!

by BourBear November 16, 2010

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Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes March 31, 2016

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Nigger joke

A joke or comical saying about African Americans

Do you know any good nigger jokes

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Anti-joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family

Anti-jokes^

by I Am A Waffle July 6, 2011

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