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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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trouser happy

To have a boner
I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy
by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017
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left trouser legger

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024
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Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.
Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.
by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
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Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
by dcanification April 2, 2020
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