Thanos

Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.

"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"

"Remember Iron Man"

"Sure Do"

"Is he still here?"

"No..."

"There you have it".

by DonutEagle September 26, 2019

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

thanos

gay noob that got raised by barney and purple rasins

barney and thanos had sex

by thqnos's dick May 7, 2019

Thanos

Giant grape with rainbow rock power

"He's such a Thanos

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021

thanos cup

A cup, of which you can buy from Disney’s California Adventute, that resembles the Infinity Gauntlet

Woah, is OfficialMemeGuy wearing thanos cup?!?!

by OfficialMemeGuy October 8, 2018

Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023