Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.

Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.

by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

Still Salty

The ultimate dis track about SYNing

Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"

by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019

Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.

“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”

by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018