Pork-lung

The cough one gets whilst performing the action of deep throating a little too intensely.

*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."

"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."

"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."

"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."

"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."

"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."

by the master porker November 28, 2012

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 6, 2017

Pork hop

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

by Jack Epstein September 25, 2014

Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.

You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.

by djKENTO April 17, 2023

Pork Pocket

A plump large vagina.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008