Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.
by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
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hatch patch

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."
by Roberto Mung December 08, 2014
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Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.
Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.
by Meatdick September 08, 2017
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Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.
Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"
by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ May 17, 2011
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taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
by phalic overide September 27, 2011
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Scribble Patch

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
by akendall October 11, 2009
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squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.
That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.
by LDog17 August 18, 2011
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