Mattis

A dog with a juicy fat luscious bubble butt

Bro:bro how’s Mattis?
Me:who?
Bro: juicy fat ass dog?
Me:ohhh-

by Mattis.lover November 14, 2021

matty

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.

“matty is so cute i want to hug him forever!”

by spagirly101 December 29, 2021

Matty

A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.

“Your cooler than me Matty”

by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021

Matty

When a hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. Previously referred to as hat trick.

Wow he just scored his third goal for a Matty.

by Elkys words February 18, 2024

Matty Ashcroft

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

by joel morrison June 26, 2019

Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023