by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.
Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

the worst thing that could ever happen to you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025

by Fofoxsake February 1, 2021

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.
Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.
by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025
