Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

Strip LEGO

The act of removing an article of clothing every time someone or you makes a mistake when building a Lego set.

Damn, I was ass naked building the UCS Millennium Falcon (Set 75192) before I finished the first instruction book. That was a nasty session of Strip LEGO which is available on OnlyFans.

by TheLoneShower96 February 18, 2025

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Lego Box

Another word for a full auto sear/switch on the back of a glock

If you say my name or say my gang you hit with LEGO box

by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020