Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017

Gump

short for “gumption”

meaning “audacity” or “sass”

usually used to tell someone TO TONE IT BACK.

ALSO used to signify somebody’s plump rump
ie: “plump gump” or, “gumptruck”

“you have a lot of gump to say that to my face”

“yooo check out that gumpy!”

“drop the gump.”

by gumplord April 30, 2024

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022