fucking foot

When you don’t feel or look good, you refer to yourself as a fucking foot. It can be used in a cute way.

Damn I look like a fucking foot today

by Dessert Cart Queen June 11, 2019

Thicc Foot

A mythical creature that is traced back to Thotland and is witnessed roaming yoga studios and high schools. This thotianna siduces men with her extra thicc and tender ass.

Man 1: I'm scared of Bigfoot.
Man 2: Well then look for Thicc Foot, she will make your day.

by PBJ_Parti November 15, 2017

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated

How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

Foot Fummies

Fum in between the toes of one’s foot

Wow! I can’t believe I got Foot Fummies again!

by onefummieboi August 15, 2018