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Ethan

Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!
by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is a headstrong, stubborn, but downright amazing person. He is athletic, and competitive. Ethan will do anything and everything for his family, and the people he cares about. He may act as if he doesn’t care, but he does. Ethan doesn’t like to show his emotions. If he shares his life with you, know that you’re special and probably the only one that knows the things he tells you. His hugs make you feel as if nothing could ever go wrong, and his kisses make you feel as if you’re walking on air. He doesn’t always know the right words to say, but he is always there for you and he has the most amazing heart. Ethans are great friends, amazing family members, and outstanding boyfriends. If you have one in you’re life don’t let them go.
Ethan is the most amazing person I have ever met
by jennifer:) September 28, 2020
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ethan

Guy with the biggest dick
Beats anyones ass if they talk shit about his girl
Cutest boy ever
by charlie939494 October 16, 2019
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Ethan

A sexy guy that loves his cock and is very funny and you should be friends with him because he will make you laugh
by Basic Human Being October 24, 2020
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Ethan

When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH
There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!
by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019
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Ethan

A muscular douche who strikes out with girls. He typically sits on his ass all day and eats jerkey
Come on man don't be an Ethan
by Reece wood July 8, 2017
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Ethan

a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.

dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017
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