god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella

Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy

by Conmack26 March 9, 2023

English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book

Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified

by Chinnage March 7, 2022

elite english

Nihongo Jouzu but for English.

Nenechi speaks Elite English.

by [object 0bjection] August 21, 2021

English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.

English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011

english malfeasance

Of what this website is guilty

UrbanDictionary.com exemplifies english malfeasance.

by Thrawn January 5, 2004