front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015

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a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

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Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

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Eddy perc

A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.

Omg !!! The swirling action on this eddy perc rig is amazing!!!

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018

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Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

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eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 9, 2017

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