A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
by Noraa May 12, 2007
a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire October 23, 2007
1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
by downplay August 21, 2009
by skonevc February 07, 2009
When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.
I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.
by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007
When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018
by vincent price March 07, 2004