Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....
The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
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Our trip to Florida was great. We ran a camel train on a couple of chicks, before we headed to the movies. It sure did smell.
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A bad name to call someone
When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence
A bad name to call someone
When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence
dude your camel flap is showing, cover that shit up!
dave, your a camel flap!
zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha
dave, your a camel flap!
zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha
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Get the Slam Camel mug.The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.
Performing the same function for public self-gratification.
Performing the same function for public self-gratification.
"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"
"Does she enjoy walking the camel?
"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"
"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "
"Does she enjoy walking the camel?
"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"
"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "
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