Usher The Table 

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.

Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table

Usher The Table by gv_86 September 20, 2025

Do you usually settle the settlement with the company on the Chinese side?

settlement

Do you usually settle the settlement with the company on the Chinese side?

Do you usually settle the settlement with the company on the Chinese side? by Meileo March 18, 2018

can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

can I use the restroom by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop 

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!

Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019

I gotta go use the mathroom 

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.

"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

I gotta go use the mathroom by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us 

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

As much use as a business page in the Guardian by Maggie T November 21, 2025