Tayto Man

Mascot of the Tayto crisp companies and a very sexy man. Northern Tayto Man an is hotter.

"Oh Tayto Man let me dance on your cheese and onion..."

by pseudonym_penguin May 07, 2025

Learn to Fly Idle

Kill snow men and dodos

Learn to Fly Idle+cooli

by pseudonym_penguin May 09, 2019

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

Learn to Fly Idle

Hit the snowman to earn cash. Use that cash to buy upgrades by clicking the buttons in the upper left corner.

Unlock and defeat new enemies to earn more cash. Find the new enemies by pressing the arrows around the enemy's portrait, next to their name.

I like playing Learn to Fly Idle!

by pseudonym_penguin May 09, 2019