i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Standard 0236 811

1: Type of sink
2: A type of error on Skeppy's live stream service

Skeppy used this in Skeppy's stream "Minecraft with BadBoyHalo - Jukebox Story!"
skeppylive VODs

"Standard 0236 811, American... Cadet..., Skeppy this is a picture of a sink. Did you just give me a picture of a sink?!"

by ThatNorthCarolinian March 29, 2024