the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021
Get the Jared Kenneymug. When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
by Frumpee September 3, 2022
Get the hot Jaredmug. Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023
Get the Jared Syndromemug. from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
Get the jared kleinmanmug. by Fat Mano March 31, 2020
Get the Jared’s Posemug. 
Lord Jared
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007
Get the Lord Jaredmug.