While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 28, 2017
Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob September 17, 2015
Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.
Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.
by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 27, 2015
by Lewrh August 30, 2012
It was a surprising Ohio handshake.
by gingerbeer November 29, 2013
Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
by WertherButt November 27, 2022
by breyn6 November 19, 2015