"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012
Get the Rectal Grenademug. by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
Get the Hand Grenademug. An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
Get the Conversational Grenademug. 1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
Get the exit grenademug. When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode
by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016
Get the dick grenademug. When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.
Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022
Get the Ass Grenademug. The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"
by Finni Bouche February 21, 2021
Get the Gritty Grenademug.