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Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.
What do you want in your wANT farm?
by Want Farmer July 18, 2010
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Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014
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Tree Farm

Another term for a large bush. Not the president(s).
Alex- Man last night me and her were about to break it down but I saw she had a TREE FARM!
Dalton- damn. U mad bro?
by dckillinspree August 1, 2011
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wench farm

Whore house, especially in Midwestern and southern regions
Well howdy Bill, it's been awhile since you got some. 'Bout time you head on over to the wench farm and have you a good time.
by 2Naughtynurses January 2, 2017
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Popsicle farming

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019
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Zit farm

Adam: james wash your face you Zit farm
by Itz_woodman February 2, 2020
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Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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