Wub Fap

To WUB FAP means to be overly excited over dub step music it causes you to wank consistently in time with the music.

"Dude this music hits the spot! I love this so much! I'm going to WUB FAP this!"

or

(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"

by Lilly&Claire October 26, 2011

Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

by Bweeman August 22, 2010

Fap Factory

A place one goes to fap.

Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.

by MurderMan1 July 11, 2009

Fap Burn

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.

Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."

Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"

Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.

Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."

by Cinanymous September 23, 2010

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

fap gap

another term for a relationship, relating to not having to masturbate for the duration of the time spent in the relationship.

Dude, I've been in this fap gap for like 3 months now!

by fapman3000 April 11, 2010

Ghost Fap

While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.

Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.

I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.

by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011