corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

Corked

The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 9, 2016

Cork It

A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.

Source: Zac @UMaine

Man 1: Yo, sweet fleece bro.
Man 2: Hey thanks man.
Man 1: Cork It!
Both men proceed to cork it.

by Swixerman January 31, 2018

Corked

when your thong goes into your asshole

"I'm totally corked, this thong is in my ass"

by silverhydra23 July 31, 2022

Corking

The act of you and your significant other both drinking half a bottle of wine then preceding to perform sounding with the cork and then having the female chew on the cork after.

Vex: Hey babe wanna try corking tonight? Vex's GF: Sure this will be fun!

by 1j2e May 20, 2025

Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.

I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

Cunt cork

A tampon

Hey do you have a cunt cork, got my rag?

by Josey Mahoney May 9, 2020