lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
by Honey mustard February 03, 2020
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gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
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michael chairs

michael chairs blows fat fuckin clouds
by 6 inches is enough September 23, 2019
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Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?
We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!
by TheChairMover September 27, 2011
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chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen
Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank
by BA Kyle January 25, 2016
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chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!
by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017
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dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.
i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.
by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020
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