Queen Cobra

When one screenshots texts with the purposeful intent to use as blackmail

"She's a Queen Cobra, she screenshotted my text"

by R-Dizzzle July 22, 2014

Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.

Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.

by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022

Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.

Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!

by Mozy November 17, 2022

A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

by MossyMoe February 7, 2024

reverse cobra

The act of evading a kiss by swerving your head backwards.

James tried to make out with me, I reverse cobra-ed that shit.

by Maaaaaaaaaa. June 10, 2016

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018