AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever
Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021
Get the River bend middle schoolmug. the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
Get the kick-flick-bend-crunchmug. My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
Get the Bend yer bifocalsmug. Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
by Korra April 12, 2013
Get the Jizz Bendmug. (N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
Get the Chinese Straw Bendingmug. When the sickest vape tricks are performed. Any bending is matter bending. Vape bending is the bending of vape vapor into inumerous shapes and tricks. Under the banner of the all powerful vape nation: \//\.
Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?
by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018
Get the vape bendingmug. Person 1: How was that music festival?
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019
Get the Mud Bendingmug.