5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.

Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.

by FishFinder36 April 27, 2022

January 5th, 2023

International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers

Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!

by JAYDAHEATER! January 6, 2023

3/5ths compromise

Having sex with someone who is in the process of transitioning.

What happened last night?
Got really drunk and made a 3/5ths compromise.

by anonymous April 13, 2022

5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

by John Kazz September 25, 2007

April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.

Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."

by Manasama October 13, 2014

HORNY 5TH GRADER

A horny fifth grader is one whole usually humps their pillow all night, or masturbates to themselves. Usually spends the whole recess talking smack about toher people or Cussing and making out.

Kendall: Man, that Charlie is one Horny 5th Grader for Tucker!

Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!

by PixelBlix November 12, 2021