something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
P2: "where?"
by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023
Get the a lifemug. by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023
Get the Lifemug. by OhHeyLookAPotato May 10, 2021
Get the No-Lifemug. Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell
Life finds a way
by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017
Get the lifemug. Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
Get the Lifemug. A diesease with 100 percent chance of death. Some of us go out quicker than others, but everyone dies at one point or another.
by Some random guy on the net October 10, 2017
Get the Lifemug. A pointless concept that always leads to death and pain. To live life is to commit long suicide with inevitable suffering before death, with little dots of joy and happiness coming through the dark veil of despair.
by UrbanDragon5575 April 23, 2020
Get the Lifemug.