Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

BLUNT WRAP SUPREME

A fat ass blunt briskly Submerged in Patrone tainted with a dalop of the finest sweddish sour cream.

Yo kiyo that blunt wrap supreme you made me was m0 fuckin tzite, nigga.

by Derek "Rickety Rwow" January 21, 2007

Wrap you up

Take you to the bedroom to finish our sexual business

After the movie and dinner I want to wrap you up.

by Ellenpoet December 30, 2016

chicken caesar wrap

extremely delicious food item usually sold in cafeterias and markets

made out of grilled chicken, lettuce, caesar dressing, and/or tomatoes

Friend 1: What are you gettin'?

Friend 2: A chicken caesar wrap.

Friend 1: Dude, that stuff is the shit!

by M.J Smith May 2, 2009

Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen

Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"

by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010

Chicago Hot Wrap

A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.

Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.

by Arthur S. September 18, 2008