lemon test

An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.

It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.

... that would make for a sour puss

by Thanatos March 31, 2005

test

To check if something coresponds the promised result or what effect does it have at all.

By typing in the word "test" you prolly tried to search if there was a definition for this word.

by sm1g March 27, 2008

Test Icicles

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.

1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.

by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005

test

A means of evaluating another person's character through a series of unannounced, inconspicuous examinations. Developed by Eddie, it serves to define which people are desirable company and which should not be associated with. As a general rule, a test-passer is a good person while a test-failer is a bad person.

Passing the test results in the joyous proclamation that "You pass the test!"

Failure of a test is announced simply by saying "You failed the test." This phrase is often used to show general disdain for a person's existence.

"You didn't make eye contact while saying 'thank you.' You failed the test."

"You forgot to hold the door open for me... failed the test."

"You passed the test - you offered me a piece of sausage from your pizza."

by Eddiehashiv April 17, 2006

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

incest is the best put your sister to the test

:) :) :) :) :) pie

:) :) :) :) :) bananas

by cheeseguy May 24, 2004

test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004