Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019

Tennessee Titan Pipe

A Tennessee Titan pipe is the act of shitting in a condom and telling your teacher to force fuck you in the anus wearing the condom. It can be played as a game too, whoever’s condom busts first, due to the overflow of shit, loses.

“Hey man did you hear what happened to John? I heard he lost Tennessee Titan Pipe and hasn’t showed up to school in weeks.”

by Climax Grizzly October 8, 2019

Tennessee tea party

The act of having sex with an animal after having had too much moonshine.

My wife is out of town so last night I had a Tennessee Tea Party with a sheep.

by Jackandjill2000 December 21, 2017

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

Tennessee Tic Tac

The act of a man shoving tic tacs into his uretha and then upon ejaculating, shoots them into a woman's vagina and proceeds to lick them back out and consume them.

Last night i had a craving for some Tic Tacs and sex so i gave my girl a Tennessee Tic Tac to get the best of both worlds.

by Sheo-Vile March 29, 2017

tennessee tuna melt

The act of inserting ones tongue into the anus of a freshly creampie'd trailer trash whore.

"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."

by Terrence Horace February 1, 2018

tennessee knuckle duster

When you beat the living shit out of your wife and kids while fucking your cousin in her husbands trailer.

That was the best Tennessee knuckle duster I ever gave. (Sips moonshine)

by Timbsareniggerboots January 22, 2017