Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.

Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it

by boobies_love March 26, 2009

Inside Tweeting

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.

50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."

by Carbomb January 18, 2011

Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

by this username sucks October 11, 2021

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010

tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.

-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!

by STEFAANN November 1, 2010

bottom texting

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.

Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"

by mhcool10 March 21, 2017

texting off

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

by battichica January 19, 2007