Anti-Tebow

The lack of having self-confidence. Not believing in yourself or your team. Being a detriment to a situation, instead of the solution. Being a Hater. A modern day Antichrist.

The kicker missed the extra point. He was the Anti-Tebow. That guy was so negative, put me in a bad mood he was the anti-Tebow.

by GhettoLifeCoach January 20, 2012

tebow'd

another term for aborting a fetus

my girl go knocked up so I used a coat hanger and tebow'd that shit

by pro choice February 7, 2010

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005

Tebow

To mislead a suitor only to leave them at the altar in humiliation and disgrace

Wow, Rich Rodriguez sure TEBOWED Alabama today!

by TIGERinATL December 11, 2006

teebs

1. (noun) Used interchangeably with "t.b." as a shortened version of the nickname "turd blossom", when it is used to refer to your girlfriend's little brother.

"Teebs called to ask if he can borrow some more money."

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

Tebow

The act of praying to god in a knee position after you have done something terrible.
To Tebow, rest your left leg on the ground and put your right leg out and bend your at a 90 degrees then rest your left arm and lay it across the center of your right thigh take your right arm and bend it to where it looks like your flexing then take your eblow and place on your right knee and take your right hand put in a fist and lay your head on it.

You just shot your best friend then you had sex with has girlfriend in has bed and got her pregant then left her, then he Tebow to god and all is forgiven.

by Countryflower June 15, 2012

teetotaler

Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.

You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.

by fishy December 28, 2005