cock tease band

Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.

Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!

by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006

West Virgina Taser

Cinder block; the act of throwing a cinder block at someone

Dude got West Virgina Tasered

by dajuice21122 April 26, 2008

Teaberg

A teabag which is bobbing about in a cup of tea sometimes pokes a corner above the waterline. This is a teaberg - where 90% of the teabag is hidden from view.

Jim: Whoah, mate - that's an awesome teaberg you've got going there. The captain of a very small titanic would have a tough job avoiding that one!

Mate: Man the lifeboats, women and children first.

Jim: that's what I'm talking about.

by Doggstarr September 2, 2009

ipod tease

One who continuously plays and changes songs every 45 seconds on the ipod conncected to the speakers so everyone hears the change.

Why did we give him ipod control? He's such an ipod tease

by KillaFish68 January 3, 2010

Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011

tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

by barnz944 August 17, 2009

Taser

Jabbing your index and middle finger (together) into the sides of someone really hard.

A:You know what the taser is?
B:No, what is it.
A:*Does taser*
B:eooohhh, wwooooah.. owwww.

by The treebase December 23, 2016