hopping tard

someone so beyond retarted they hop up and down. A hopping tard is someone that just annoys the shit out of by their stupidity and lack of self control.Very often bratty children are hopping tards.

that screaming kid's a hopping tard.

by bill's old lady January 12, 2011

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/b/tard

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

by Conductor Cat November 12, 2006

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U-tard

A person from Utah that thinks he/she knows it all...when in reality, they don't know s@#t! Bumkin-like behavior on the part of someone from Utah (usually BYU) that wishes they were originally from California.

Did that stupid U-tard just say: "Oh my heck?"

by DaBigKahuna November 19, 2005

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Tat Tard

Someone who has a stupid tattoo that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone that sees it.

Usually a foreign language, or letters from a different language.

Jeff is a tat tard. He got a tattoo on his arm in some funky foreign language that no one knows, it is probably Taiwanese and says, "Dumb Ass"!

by St.Mary January 14, 2006

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