shit sucker

One who looks for the downer side to everything; a destroyer of fun and happiness. (Derived from a dark hooded character named Shit Sucker that appeared in Zap comics back in the 60s, doing just that.)

"Those damn shit suckers on the Palm Springs city council banned all the young hotties from wearing thongs in public!"

by JonnyTest November 22, 2007

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 30, 2004

Lemon sucker

a person who does stuff they don't want to do but does it anyway to look cool

Jacob was being a lemon sucker when he was listening to bts

by Cheese Man 333 February 27, 2018

Toe Sucker

A fine young fellow, mostly of the male sex, who enjoys sticking other people's toes in his mouth. Particularly in hot tubs, these creatures feast upon the life juice found in the pinky toe, which allows them suck the life juice out of one's soul. The big toe, on the other hand, provides a delicious feast for the toe sucker, giving him a euphoric response.

(in hot tub)
"Man, the nigga Richard sucked a big ass toe!"
"Nigga What?"
"Yeah, slathered his tongue all up on that big toe. What a toe sucker doing in my crib?!?!"

by jkl;jkl;jkl; February 11, 2020

Sucker Leash

When someone is 'done' with the relationship but still has ties to them it is referred to as having a "Sucker leash". Basically always having an excuse for when a Sucker attack occurs.

Him: So i let my ex keep my dog

Me: Nah thats a sucker leash

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* October 09, 2021

turd sucker

A ugly person who constantly has a poop breath in the morning.

Gabriel is a turd sucker

by pinkporkypid January 15, 2018

Paycheck Sucker

An individual, who is paid an enormous sum of money for doing absolutely nothing while fellow workers must carry his or her sorry, trifling ass.

The supervisor delegates all his reponsiblilties to his subordinates. He is just another paycheck sucker.

by Wisdom Seeker April 26, 2013