stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

Stuffed Chinese Dumpling

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.

I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.

by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011

double stuffed oreo

When two men (of any ethnicity) take a woman of african decent and ejaculate on the insdie of her ass cheeks and then push them together, forming what resembles a double stuffed oreo.

Me and Kurtis took that nigga's sister and gave her a double stuffed oreo

by bestfightereva96 October 15, 2012

stuffed olive

The act of placing a moist log of poo under someones armpit so that when they sqeeze down the poo pushed out from either side of the arm, resembling a stuffed olive.

The toilet wasn't working so I gave my partner a stuffed olive.

by Kristin Elshout August 22, 2006

cunt stuffer

a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag

ah shit blood is gushing out of my bearded clam best ram a cunt stuffer up there!

by tommy and k bear February 4, 2008

stuffer

Usually a pethatic attempt by a slut,to make her boobs seem like their bigger!!

Jodie is a stuffer and always stuffs her bra with tissue and cotton!

by AfriendAtsaucon December 14, 2008

stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.

Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?

by Your Mom March 21, 2005