When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023
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by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
Get the Head Standing Up mug.Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
Get the Mexican sounding mug.Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.
After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.
After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
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by penaltree May 5, 2024
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Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”
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