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Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.
Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.
by bill77hill May 9, 2021
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sofa cuddle struggle

The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.
Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....
by RyRy Bloke June 25, 2021
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The Bangle Triangle Strangle

One of the most vicious choking sex acts known to man. This is the act of stuffing your shlong down her neck whistle holding her in a triangle choke. More adventurous adventurers opt for facefucking in this position so they can feel their balls bangle off her chin, extra 10 points if you can knock her out with a steel ball to the chin
Dave: Hey Jerry did you hear what I did to Vicky?
Jerry: No?
Dave: I KOed her with the bangle triangle strangle last night!
Jerry: No way Dave you got that extra 10 points
by DingleDangle2457 January 19, 2022
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Struggle

John: I just lost £350 at poker
Sam : Struggles!
by Sambo-ov-e4d October 24, 2008
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strangle bunny

A girl who likes to be partially "choked", "strangled", "smothered' during intercourse. See also "autoerotic asphyxiation".
My girl-friend is such a strangle bunny. She begs me to smother her during sex.
by UdoIt4Me July 7, 2010
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skrungle

"This idiot boss just got skrungle'd"
"Skrungle this fool"
by anonymous June 16, 2022
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Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
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