stroke dick

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

by Lays Chips April 9, 2010

strokes

Being effusive in praise. The verbal equivalent of a hand job.

Did you hear Jon last night? He was totally giving me the strokes.

by TheIranianDream March 29, 2012

strowed

To be beaten horribly or one sidedley. To be destroyed. To obliterate or break apart. To win or lose by a seemingly unfair advantage. Pronounced Strode

Yo did you see the game last night? They got strowed.

by wwb February 19, 2009

stroke & slap

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.

my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.

by jminator21 July 25, 2010

stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010

Stoked

1. Australian slang term mostly used by young people doing extreme sports eg. Surfing describing to be excited or happy

Florian was stoked when he got barrelled at Kirra!

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

armpit stroker

An armpit stroker is used to define someone who uses there armpit as a vagina.

Hey bro could I borrow your armpit for a second. No way man you're such an armpit stroker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014