Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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Fake Oakleys store

Fake Oakleys store
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grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere
"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."
by NikNakThatsWak January 10, 2018
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gosal convenience store

A small corner shop where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alcohol, takeaway or curry
I went to the gosal convenience store where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alchohol, takeaway or curry.
by Tomthetatman November 14, 2020
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Thrift store dick

When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.
Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick
by dk1997 January 10, 2018
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store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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Imunna go store

A shortened phrase, part of Canadian and Upper Midwestern dialects. It is (very) short for "I'm going to go to the store" where store can be replaced with any place, such as the mall or a movie theater.

Used by Canadians and more rural Upper Midwesterners, who are known for making phrases shorter so they are easier to say.
Yooper: "Imunna go store. Need much?"

Tourist relative, unaware of the Midwestern dialect: "huh?"

Yooper: "I'm gonna head to da store, 'ja need anything?"

Tourist relative: "No, I'm fine, thank you"
by Archigan October 30, 2023
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