ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018

Holy Sheist

What the heck? or OMG or Really!?

Holy Sheist the prom tickets cost $110.

by HybridGirl5sos April 8, 2019

pu sheishy

a girls vagina

ayy bitch wanna see my pu sheishy

by jayayyy07 July 25, 2021

Braden Steidinger

Braden Steidinger is very attractive and plays hockey and he is very attractive

Omg look is that Braden Steidinger he sould date maya.

by Bakbakank February 2, 2022

jordon steijger

he has a big dick and some big balls.

hi jordon steijger

by mr.billyisrich April 21, 2022

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023