cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.

Evans mom rubbed her pussy all over a dirty motel room bed and got pregnant from a cum stain on the bed.

by wouldntyouliketoknow;) January 12, 2011

shaving the hole

when a man shaves the area arround his anal so that he does not have a dingle berry problem

ben gibbs was caught shaving the hole. he said he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it

by BennyGibbs January 14, 2007

stained bitch

A girl that has been fucked to much, worn out like an old stained jumper that no one wants... Like a wannabe Milf, you know the sort old bird thinks she can still go out every week and looks like shit in a microwave.

"Look at that old stained bitch"

"What a fucking mess"

"Yeah what a fucking stained bitch"

"I wouldn't wipe my ass off in her face"

by whatafuckinghero February 28, 2007

Rust Stain

A brown trail that leads typically from the anus to the knee along the inner leg brought on my loss of bowel control. Usually this occurs in the older population (70+).

Dude, my grandpa needs to quit wearing shorts, his rust stain left a mark on the couch again.

by Zaterion December 15, 2005

Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014

shaving the rabbits back

to shave the underside of a penis

John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight

by Lolsquarefacejew December 19, 2009

Impersonation of Stalin

To perform oral sex on a woman. So called because from a womans perspective whilst having oral sex performed on her the other player would resemble Stalin, WW2 Russian dictator renowned for his bushy moustache.

Okay love, before we get down to a bit of the old heave-ho i though i'd just nip downstairs and do a quick impersonation of stalin, just to say i love you.

by The Ginger Terrorist November 23, 2005