i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

standard googology

Basically Fictional Googology without the cringe

Person One: Have you heard of Standard Googology?
Person Two:Yes, I love creating large numbers below infinity!
Person 3:Fuck you, Fictional Googology is clearly better!
Person One and Two:Fuck you

by F25Key September 23, 2023

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024