The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
Get the J's Stagemug. a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".
the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.
this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.
common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.
this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.
common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024
Get the late stage democracymug. Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.
by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015
Get the Curse of the Stage Kissmug. by Coolduckymomo March 4, 2024
Get the Ex talking stagemug. The ultimate chirp. The using of personal embarassing information against one of the boys. NEVER use these if you care about ya home boy.
by Ligmagang February 23, 2020
Get the stage 3 chirpmug. Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
by Your nan123 December 23, 2019
Get the Alfie stagemug. A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.
"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"
"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019
Get the SUGAR Stage Maidmug.