Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

All good spud

All good spud or simply typed as AGS , is Australian slang often used within the transport industry. Expanding on the term all good , spud is added in a fun and playful way to ad humour to an often dull task handed out.

Manger “ go pick up rubbing “

Worker “all good spud”

by All good spud May 22, 2024

Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud

Affectionate term for a person you're pleased with.

"Ahhhh, you're a good spud"

by Camikhaki June 12, 2022

Spud

to fist bump someone.

why didn’t you spud mike earlier ?

by riphonda August 23, 2022

Spud

British Slang indicating to a fist bump.

‘That was a perfect spud’
‘Are you not gonna spud me’
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’

by FantaKid August 24, 2022