Sperm Whale

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021

Mega Sperm

Sperm that is the size of a large rat. During ejaculation the mans penis will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have sex to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm ejaculates every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like Liverpool or East London, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.

Charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.

by hahalolhahalolcat May 30, 2009

sperm whale

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011

Sperm Whale

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.

Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww

by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020

sperm pillow

That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.

Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?

by Pulvillus April 8, 2008

Sperm Extraction

Sperm Extraction is sucking the cum out of a guy's dick

Sperm Extraction is the reason a guy gives another guy a blowjob!

by eda-skip May 1, 2022

horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016