salty mcgee

The saltiest individual in the entire world at any given time.

I've got about 12 metric tons of road salt in the barn - just call me Salty McGee!

by the Lovecraft December 9, 2013

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 18, 2014

softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.

"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"

by Jundo April 13, 2014

Salty Plow

A sexual position similar to the yoga "plow" position where the girl is laying on her back and her legs put so far back that her toes are touching the floor or bed above her head. To be a "salty" plow you can either ejaculate in your partner's vagina or in your partner's mouth.

Did you see that girl I left the party with? She's flexible. I gave her the Salty Plow.

by Wayne Carlos October 18, 2014

salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016